Crazy Quotes
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Disclaimer: These quotes were created strictly to give there readers a good
laugh, these were not ment to offened anyone or anything.
I hope you enjoy reading them as much as my friends and I enjoyed coming up
with them.
1. "Now all we need is a hydro-seeder" (M)
2. "Now all we need is a 50 foot Carniverous Chicken" (Q)
3. "Mom, can I keep this FBI agent? It followed me home" (M)
4. "Mommy, come look! It's eating the neighbors!"(M)
5. "The ground is falling! The ground is falling!"(M)
6. "Henry, there's an Alien at the door." (M)
7. "The mosuitoes are back! Get the shotgun!"(Q)
8. "All right, who turned out the sun?"(M)
9. "Please pass the primordial ooze."(M)
10. "Honey, why is there a 50 foot carniverous chicken in the bath tub?" (Q)
11. "Waiter! There's soup on my fly." (M)
(Q)= Created by (_-=-Qphacs-=-_)
(M)= Created by Magnus