The Adventures of Edgar
Edgar is a fictional character that a friend of mine has created, now, as you will soon find out... Edgar just isn't too bright.
Disclaimer: Edgar is a fictional character, these were not meant to offend anything, anyone or anything. These were only meant to give their reader a good laugh.
Edgar...
1. ...uses snapping turtle as a nose hair trimmer. (Q)
2. ...uses skunk for cologne. (Q)
3. ...puts sails on his speed boat. (M)
4. ...plays chicken with steam roller...and loses. (Q)
5. ...uses hydrochloric acid as mouthwash. (M)
6. ...removes fly from a friend's arm using a hatchet. (Q)
7. ...uses chain saw as a back-scratcher. (M)
8. ...plays golf in thunderstorm. (Q)
9. ...uses sledge hammer to pound roofing nails. (Q)
10. ...fishes with his anchor. (M)
11. ...becomes the 5th telletubbie. (Q)
12. ...uses a hand drill as toothpick. (M)
13. ...thinks a serial killer murders rice crispies.(Q)
14. ...plays percussion with land mines. (M)