The Things that make you go Hmmm... Department
These are things my TEACHERS have actually said, in class...
"Life is a lot of accidents."
"...Covered up and under cover..."
"...that's tragically absurd..."
Hyperbole and parabolas were once confused
with one another, in class
"...an inversely related...um...relationship."
"Explosive Convection"
"...and everyone fatally died."
"There are more oceans than islands."
One word, "Incompletebustion"
"Isn't that what the lottery is? A graduated tax on stupidity?"
"I talked to a man that died recently."
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"All Hail the chinchilla."
"I'm a cow, moo *bang* "
--in reference to mad cow disease
"...a little McCarthyism never hurt anybody..."
"What kind of bargain can you give me for this, and my soul?"
"...reactionary reactions..."
"I'm going to move on to such and thus..."
Defenistration of a magical mountain monkey
"Lights, Camera, Karma"
"If you hit a dog, that's bad, if you target Fluffy, that's worse."
"...Depleteified..."
"Just means you'll get there faster...with bugs in your teeth."
"...valid validity..."
Stick of Compassion
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"Just practically died a week ago..."
"Brands are for cattle."
"I've reductified it!"
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"Kablam!"
"...if you fail, I will cease to recognize you as an entity.."
"... Go to your room! Don't question my enlightenment!..."
" This is a test, and I make the rules dag-gummit."
"Culture of one"
" An uneducated thief will steal a ride on a train,
An educated thief will steel the whole railroad system."
Notes from the board.. The word "Disinflation" was underlined FOUR times!
"... You dunce! The tea is ready now. "
"...Photography will develop..."
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"...more crack please..."
"...the head master, dorm dictator,
whatever they call them now..."
"Hey, there's a spaceship perched outside my door..."
"I believe in motorcycles, the doctrine of the two-stroke."
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"...Hi Freaky..."
In responce to a question:
" I got nothin'..."
"We have next generation gaming systems, we don't need friends."
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"...any late assignments will be met with plastic explosives."
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"You would fry....sort of thing." - Reference to electrical systems
"We gotta have a big fire hose for the electrons to get through."
"...your dirty little grubby hands..."
" Cumulo-granite clouds." - Reference to flying into a mountian in poor visability
"Single seat, fighter bomber thing."
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"You aren't allowed to think.... Original thought is not allowed."
"Ice cubes on a hockey rink."
"C.S.I.: Kalamazoo"
"Donkey gospel at 6:30am"
"Skull contains your head"
"poultrypower.com"
"...apart from the fact it could be fatal...."
"Microfying glass"
"It comes pre-broken for you.."
" [If you get it wrong] It won't kill you...oh wait....it might."
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"These tricky computers..."